Political Correctness For Kids...(well this is really hilarious !) Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's
"passage-restrictive."Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit
"social speed bumps."You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from
"rebellious follicle syndrome."No one's tall anymore. They're
"vertically enhanced."You're not shy. You're
"conversationally selective."You don't talk a lot. You're just
"abundantly verbal."It's not called gossip anymore. It's
"transmission of near-factual information."The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's
"digestively challenged."Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an
"out-of-notebook experience."You're not sleeping in class; you're
"rationing consciousness."You don't have smelly gym socks; you have
"odor-retentive athletic footwear."You weren't passing notes in class. You were
"participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're
"going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.
