Political Correctness For Kids...(well this is really hilarious !) Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's
"passage-restrictive."Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit
"social speed bumps."You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from
"rebellious follicle syndrome."No one's tall anymore. They're
"vertically enhanced."You're not shy. You're
"conversationally selective."You don't talk a lot. You're just
"abundantly verbal."It's not called gossip anymore. It's
"transmission of near-factual information."The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's
"digestively challenged."Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an
"out-of-notebook experience."You're not sleeping in class; you're
"rationing consciousness."You don't have smelly gym socks; you have
"odor-retentive athletic footwear."You weren't passing notes in class. You were
"participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're
"going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.
1:22 PM
well todae seriously gone to a waste. was actually supposed. to hab guitar lessons rites? n my make-up cell k. n evrythin went head-wired. the story is like tis...i'm supposed to bring my fren to church todae becas he's so enthusiatic. ?becas he can't make it on fri. so well i tut if he wans i'll bring him todae. i smsed him. he din replied. mayb he's too afraid to reject..alrites. nvms. so well... becas of tis it's wasted. initally i tut if i bringing him along. i culd go fer the service which is might planned to be prayed by pst ulk ekman. k? well.... shld be blessed.`imparted frm him ... k nw it's wasted. cas i mite be goin alone. alone means no. seriously... louusy. k n i wanted to pay fer my arise n build....well? nw how? goto there pay n wad? go off arhs? mayb nrt tmr i goin church wit grandma hope she dun fly my aeroplane alrdy cfmed. ZZzs... k lors? tat's all unplanned , uncfmed plans. become never fufilled.!!
12:39 PM
hurrays..!! my Getting started has ended ystd... whees.. n i finished the quiz..well hope it'll go well n i'll start my Christian Lifestyle asap. =)) Thanks God.!!yeahs i can't stand guys who r cheatin my frens.awww feel lk smackin his face. Such an idiotic man. n well so disgusted by evrything u've done.yuucks.pls?? alriites. u better watch out, i'm gonna expose u soon...! =psomething to be happy about guys, nxt week is my holidaes..whees.so it means..1 week of studyin n playin. n nxt week i culd attend cell grp!! awww missin ya guys.heees.. whoo n pastor elf ukman is here! lalalalas i m so xcited. so guilty. todae i scolded my fren becas she so foolish to stick to that guy. well i sounded super serious. hope she wun cry.=p but i sincerely thks she's awaken by my small lil lect. i'm all fer ya gd ger..ZZzs.. pls leave him.!yeeahs i kissed dating goodbye is such a wonderful, meaningful , biblical content book! thumbs up!! it's such an insight on the real dating n wad's love?!? And how can i honour God most importantly..=))Todae nth significant happened..so well i guess dat's all for todae. oh guys, did i forgotten to mention tat i actually found jesse mc-cartney's xanga. zeerooo cool...!! super cute. well i loorve to oogle at cute guys. hahas but never will i tut to be wit them. unless God gives me an ideal guy. *arbish seriously i'm nrt into any r/s for now 1st. My main focus is my almighty God..whooo...!!
11:02 PM
Whees..wows. i had a greeat day todae wit my polymates at JB. Thank God fer evrythin... The safety he bestowed us while we travel. We went city square fer shoppin but it ain't of shoppin it's more on window-shoppin, well legs aching... Thank God for I-Squeeze.. N had nasi brayani.. ms hueiping's fav. i wanted to help her cut chicken becas her bf wasn't there. well no use... rely on bf too much pls ?? hahahas.. ohhs.. well i actually made things worst. the rice was actually flyin all ard out of d plate cas i use too much force n still haven gotten a piece of chicken cut.ZZzs... heees, in the end she gave up n used her hands to eat..well that's d way mans.. hahahs!! the orginal taste of it.. u got it ?? lols... after which thanx God fer cheryl's bf, we went seperated ways neways...meetin at mac 7.. went walkin ard, den tut of having some tonic dessert. Thanx God for nice nice tonic shops. n cheap cheap price we payin fer Good refreshing tonic dessert.wheees...!! ohhs yehs, aft which...we walked ard n took lots of photos luffing here n dere. seein here n dere buyin nth. Thanx God for junwen's roti-boy..yummyy...!! Well haven had enuff of fOOD..aft which we headed to... this lau pa sat. Had dinner there, droolin... hehhes.. we called monster fish!! whees ain't it's nrt scarey..lols.. it's actually stingray well.. =)) n we had chee chong fun, oyster food, veggis, dumplings.. Wows.. Thanx God for gREat food!! hahahas... oh goosh.. we had video takin n also.. lots n lots of pix takings. well i ate until my stomach was fulled. Thanx God fer amazing design of human body wit a good stomach dat stretches to a very extreme limit. Becas of the existence of Rugae...well, or i forsee my stomach exploding 1/2 way of my intake of food,yuucks sounds disgusting hahahahas...!!well n last of All.. Thank God for... BIG BIG JUGS OF DRINKS!! hahahahs... n pay less less policy !! wheees.. Jb'S great! well gonna go there anth time to become a full-fledge pigster...grp...Polymates rawwks..
12:02 AM
--THE BARBER --
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair
cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject
of God, the barber said, "I don't believe that
God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving a God who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but
didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.
Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair
and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber, "You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't
exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! " answered the barber. " What happens, is that people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him."
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10:53 PM
Initally i was very troubled, very fustrated. Absolutely hot-headed. I dunno wad had happened to me. Seriously no mood fer anything. Siighs. But Jasmine blessed me with this animation...
I cried n felt completely relaxed. God loves me. God is holding onto my hands walking with me. When i felt it's hard to walk and my bad habit comes in God is here to guide me thru.. Thanks for evrything Lord!! The peace of mind is back... =)) Stop my mediaplayer fer a moree enjoyable animation =)) Smilees, God is good.
10:25 PM
c'mon c'mon we're tell the world bout u...(*2)tell the world that jesus live ....wheees FOP was sooo fabulous..!!! Festival of Praise when the whole of sg christians get tgt n worship n praise God in one whole body.. n also u wuld find tat it's near the national day becas we wanna pray fer our country!!1st day- went wit vene and liling...had dinner while queueing..! 1st time ate subway...well i'm craving fer moreee..whees was afraid the queue was terriblee but it wasn't that bad as expected.. kkaes..so we managed to get side seats which are nrt quite near..nwae it's easy gettin seats becas of de no. of pp...sung wonderful songs lk..hillsongs : tell the world, awesome God.....!! kkaes Deliriou5 made a really cool and sacred apearance.. Well, apparently i wasn't quite sure wad he was doing, but after awhilee i realise eerhs wad was happening actually... he had this candle and he started singing..hmmps mayb we ain't too familiar wit this band songs .. hahas well i tut it wuld be even much moree better wen i gonna attend the following days.ended n i went home wit danny..the journey home was torturous..but i hab my mp3 to accompany me=))2nd day..woke up lk 11 .. tut of meeting my cell grp members but instead i met up wit ben n the rest. meet joseph 1st n den his frens went tgt.. hurrays..!! todae got joseph to accompany me home. well ohhs i met up wit sharon too.. n o yars sharon asked me to help out in award thingy..gotta lend the primers unifrom yiikes hahaas..nv expect i'll get to wear it..siighs todae one was better..at least i knw how to sing deliriou5 new songs. hillsongs one abit diff..hahas. but still the songs are GD!! and deliriou5 leaded really good...lk wooarhs the presence of God is indeed in the indoor stadium..wheees!!3rd dayCity Harvest 16th anniversary. Happy birthday City Harvest..!! It's such a phenomenal scene at Indoor stadium imagine.. it's all filled wit chc pp..wooarhs. It's Revival Generation!! Lots of pp accepted salvation...! Hmmps well it's a greeat one.After which went for lunch at nuss that mee sua was abit filling actually. but it cas 8.5 bucks well. i'm gonna it wad's worth..ZZzs.. i gobble up supposdly too fast. felt uneasy. mayb becas of the super hot n scorching sun! i'm 1/2 dehydrated alrdys. todae the queue was even worst that the past 2 days.. mayb that explains the hunger of God grew each dae hahahs.. but still mayb it's de finale.! well it work both ways.. seriously queuing for such event is a killing ! wooarhs it actually rhymes..hahas..!kkaes the pespiring n the squeezing wasn't gone to waste. the finale was indeed earth-shaking..!! u feel the earth shake that nitee?? the indoor stadium shaked! hahaas... Cas the presence of God was too strong..!! Well even tho i wasn't near to the stage compared to the last 2 days but it doesn't matter..!! heees. ohhs yar did i mention i went down tot the floor but was chase up during worship eerhs? seriously quite weird wen i come to thk of tat... shld be praise dat chase us up wad...awww weird. but forget it. siighs last yr was all the way dere. nw had to be chase back but at least fer a 1/2 song at the floor wasn't that bad after all. deliriou5 and hillsong are anointed singers! awwws.. alriites. tat's bout it n yar we had an extra 1 hr for more worship n praise.. jumped n jumped well i'm tired.. =)) journey back hm wit liangkai!
6:49 PM
well, hadn't been feelin well recently. flu and sore throat.eeks.. tssk...! But God is good.. i prayed by faith and hope it'll get well. Indeed it's better took pills and slept enuff i supposee... Alrites// i was quite eager to attend FOP = Festival of praise and also the 16th anniversary of Chc..Well guys, i anticipated that there'll be lots of pp queuein up again..siighs. and so it means, queueing n more queueing, more determination..whees..hahas.. It's gonna be greeat.and yar i manged to get the actual National Day tix. hahas God is good.. =)) my fren blessed me wit tix. He is good. lols.the long awaiting chc disc CROSS is coming out of aug 5,6,7 ... well i'm gonna buy a few to bless my freens =)) it's gonna be greeaet. n i'll gonna change my blog's song soon. wheees..
4:38 PM
